Independent software · United Kingdom
We build small things and run them properly.
Tesseract Hosting is a one-person software business. We design, write, host and support our own products end to end — no reselling, no white-labelling, no support desk in another company’s building.
One product is live today. The list is meant to grow slowly.
A tesseract — a cube extended one dimension further. The cube you see inside it is not a second cube; it is the same object’s far cell, foreshortened by a direction we cannot point in.
Products
What we run
Everything below is built and operated by us. If something breaks, you are emailing the person who wrote it.
lookout.host
Uptime, TLS certificate expiry and latency monitoring, checked from eleven vantage points worldwide. An alert goes out when a quorum of stations agrees a site is down — not when one station has a bad moment.
- Checks from up to eleven stations, with every incident listing the stations that voted
- Certificate chains read daily, with warnings at 30, 14, 7 and 1 days
- Median and p95 response times per station, so “slow in Australia” becomes a number
- Status pages, optionally on your own domain
- Alerts to Slack, Discord, Telegram, webhook and email
Plans
Free
£0
2 monitors, checked every 5 minutes. No card needed.
Pro
£5 / month
25 monitors, checked every minute from all 11 stations.
Business
£29 / month
100 monitors, 25 status pages, status pages on your own domain.
Prices in pounds sterling, billed monthly in advance, cancel whenever you like. Full detail on billing and refunds.
In progress
More products are in the works. They will appear here when they are worth your money, and not before.
Business details
Who you are buying from
The details a customer, a bank or a payment provider might reasonably want before parting with money.
- Trading name
- Tesseract Hosting
- Business type
- Sole trader, registered in the United Kingdom
- Contact
- [email protected]
- Products sold
- Subscription access to lookout.host, a website monitoring service
- Billing currency
- Pounds sterling (GBP)
- Billing cycle
- Monthly in advance, renewing until cancelled
- Payments handled by
- Stripe. We never see or store your full card number.
- On your statement
- Charges show as TESSERACT HOSTING or LOOKOUT.HOST
- VAT
- Not currently registered for VAT. The price shown is the total payable.
- Where we sell
- Worldwide, in GBP. Your bank may apply its own conversion.
Legal
Policies
Written to be read. If anything in them is unclear, that is a fault on our side — tell us and we will fix the wording.
Terms of Service
What we agree to provide, what we ask of you, and where the limits sit.
Privacy Policy
What we collect, why, who else touches it, and how to get it back or deleted.
Billing & Refunds
When you are charged, how to cancel, and when you get your money back.
Delete your account
How to remove your account and data from our apps and services.
Contact
Talk to a person
There is no ticket queue and no chatbot. Email reaches the person who builds and runs the service.
Support, billing questions, privacy requests and anything legal all go to the same address. We aim to reply within one working day, and we will always tell you if something is going to take longer.